I’ve included many of the best relationship quotations I’ve collected over the years. Enjoy, and if you have any more to add to the collection, please email me.

The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders. — Linda Festa

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage — Martin Luther

I’m very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don’t look at other moms. — Garry Shandling

I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies. — Woody Allen

The more connections you and your lover make, not just between your bodies, but between your minds, your hearts, and your souls, the more you will strengthen the fabric of your relationship, and the more real moments you will experience together. — Barbara De Angelis

Eighty percent of life’s satisfaction comes from meaningful relationships. — Brian Tracy

When I want to end a relationship I just say, “You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.” Sometimes they leave skid marks. — Rita Rudner

I didn’t have time. I was too busy breaking up Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman’s marriage. — George Clooney (on rumours he was responsible for Julia Roberts and Benjamin Bratt’s break-up)

It is very difficult to maintain a relationship based solely on mistrust. — Pierce Brosnan (from Remington Steele).

The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands. — Alexander Penney

Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge. — Ronny Shakes.

Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. — Jimmy Shubert (or some say Sharon Stone)

My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s titled, “Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.”

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in. — Rich Jeni

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent. She can’t wait to disprove it. — Cary Grant

A man in a relationship trades intimacy to get sex. A woman in a relationship trades sex to get intimacy. — Old Proverb

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. — Emo Philips

In terms of the formation of long-term relationships, it’s far better to get false negatives than false positives. — Eric Pepke

Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it’s really no fun lying to ‘em anymore. — Norm from Cheers

The difference between being in a relationship and being in prison is that in prisons they let you play softball on the weekends. — Bobby Kelton

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin’ back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they’re gone. — Lenny Bruce

You meet someone and you’re sure you were lovers in a past life. After two weeks with them, you realize why you haven’t kept in touch for the last two thousand years. — Al Cleathen

Almost all of our relationships begin and most of them continue as forms of mutual exploitation, a mental or physical barter, to be terminated when one or both parties run out of goods. — Wiston Auden.

Relationship Quotes give us a look at one of the most important aspects of our lives. While different types of relationships require varied forms of our attention, basically they are all crucial to our well being and wholeness.

We all require certain relationships in our lives. Some, we wish we could avoid, while others it seems we can never get enough of.

Our Relationship Quotes are hand picked, inspiring, and sometimes humorous tidbits that focus on the important relationships in each of our lives.

Everyone reading them will be able to relate to at least a few if not several of these priceless Relationship Quotes.

So kick back, relax and enjoy our Relationship Quotes.

Relationship Quotes

“The quality of your life is the quality of your relationships.”
-Anthony Robbins

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“To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent. She can’t wait to disprove it.” -Cary Grant

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“I present myself to you in a form suitable to the relationship I wish to achieve with you.” -Luigi Pirandello

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“An intimate relationship does not banish loneliness. Only when we are comfortable with who we are can we truly function independently in a healthy way, can we truly function within a relationship. Two halves do not make a whole when it comes to a healthy relationship: it takes two wholes.”-Patricia Fry

“Almost all of our relationships begin and most of them continue as forms of mutual exploitation, a mental or physical barter, to be terminated when one or both parties run out of goods.” -Wiston Auden.

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“The bonds that unite another person to our self exist only in our mind.”
-Marcel Proust

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“People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.”
-Joseph F. Newton

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“Almost all of our sorrows spring out of our relations with other people.”
-Arthur Schopenhauer

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“Some people come into our livesand leave footprints on our heartsand we are never ever the same.” -Flavia Weedn

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“Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.” -Helen Rowland

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“You meet someone and you’re sure you were lovers in a past life. After two weeks with them, you realize why you haven’t kept in touch for the last two thousand years.” -Al Cleathen

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“No road is long with good company.” -Turkish Proverb

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“Every person, all the events of your life are there because you have drawn them there. What you choose to do with them is up to you.”
-Richard Bach

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“It is only when we no longer compulsively need someone that we can have a real relationship with them.” -Anthony Storr

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“Guys are like dogs. They keep comin’ back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they’re gone.” -Lenny Bruce

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“Today we are faced with the preeminent fact that, if civilization is to survive, we must cultivate the science of human relationships… the ability of all peoples, of all kinds, to live together, in the same world, at peace.”
-Franklin D. Roosevelt